Yo bro, it doesn't really matter how bad Dennis wants to be, but wouldn't it be nice if he wanted to be a better dresser? Not that anyone minds a man in a dress-- particularly when you've got the legs for it-- but at least he could dress like a real lady instead of a cheap lady of the night. So here's the chance to dress him up or down, all in the privacy of your home.

From the famous wedding gown to a divine marriage to God (Dennis makes one mean Mutha Superior) there's a host of fabulous outfits to try, almost all of them short, shiny, or tight. There's Dennis on the court and Dennis in court, Dennis on the silver screen (don't miss The Seven-Foot Itch) and Dennis looking pierced, painted, permed and mean. You can pretend the Worm turns to marriage with the Material Girl and see who gets to wear the pants in the family (Don't cry for me, Mr. Blackwell). And what could be more outrageous than dressing Dennis like a guy from the suburbs? Fore!

Or maybe that's more frightening that you wanna see. With Bad As I Wanna Dress, you're the ref and Dennis is playing on your court.

(Scissors definitely not included.)