Love her or loathe her, millions of people across America are MAD ABOUT MARTHA. And this unauthorized paper doll book shares all of the fun without any of the fuss. This winter there will be no more slaving to replicate a Martha Stewart Christmas; just get out your scissors and it will be a snap with exquisitely cutouts of the famous gingerbread house, the glorious turkey, and even an exhausted Julia Child, collapsed under the tree. Plus there are also step-by-step instructions for Martha's foolproof blizzard cleaning: "Always leave an inch of snow so it looks nice and white. Esthetics are very important in snow removal."

But MAD ABOUT MARTHA goes much further, exploring the uncharted realms of the future of Martha Madness. There's a look at Martha Stewart Mating (birds do it, bees do it, even milk-fed sheep raised in her garage do it--but what about Martha?) and a vision of Martha's future challenges, where we see her as President (redecorating the Araucana Blue House) Pope, Queen of England, and even God. MAD ABOUT MARTHA is ideally suited to all three great archetypes of Modern American women: the Do-Marthas (people who want to do the fabulous things that Martha does), the Be-Marthas (people who simply want to live her life), and the Kill-Marthas. Filled with facts, quotes, and trivia for fans and foes alike, this book reduces the country's omnipresent style icon to something all of us can handle: cut and paste.

32 pages, plus paper doll cut-outs
Full-color paperback
$9.95
October